The Tuesday before Wednesday which is tomorrow

Today at school I was told I had about a week to come up with a "last words" and a "likely fate" to put next to my name for the school year book. Fortunetly I've got a week because I can't think at all what to write. I want it to be something funny and memorable. Any suggestions?

I also got my hair cut today then spent the afternoon window shopping with two lovely ladies (aka, following them around acting interested in the clothing like a good boy)
The hair cut is short so now I can play soccer without getting my hair in my eyes.

I'll keep this post short and simple, so... the end.